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*Camera pans to TC, were the fighters are having a discussion with Toad and Toadette*
Bowser: These relentless attacks are wearing us out, even if they are great publicity, we can’t take much more!
Mario: Pipe down! (lol, Mario joke) You have a shell, you can take it.
Bowser: Easy for you to say, you haven’t had to fight yet…
Yoshi: Shut it before I eat both of you and poop you back out-the slow way!
Bowser: *is a statue*
Mario: MAMA-MIA! NOT AGAIN!!! *runs around in circles screaming “alrueiadaieowaj!!!”*
Toadette: I agree, these are strong fighters! We must devise a plan! But we have to make sure that the Sonic crew doesn’t hear about-
*Amy bursts through door*
Amy: SOOOOONIC!!! Are you in here?!
Yoshi: Amber alert! AMBER ALERT! *chucks egg at Amy’s face*
Amy: Ahhhh! My eyes! I can’t see! *opens eyes and looks at Mario* Sonic!!! There you are! *hugs*
Peach: You [[censured]]!!! Get your dirty animal hands off my plump Italian meat-ball!
Amy: Italian?! EWW!!! Take him! I don’t want him!
Peach: What have you got against Italian?!
*they both jump into the air and into matrix poses*
Toad: Hey, hey, hey! Save this for the deathmatches! The audience digs catfights! *raises eyebrows* Errrr…
Toadette: *bonks Toad* Hmph!
Three days later…
Toadette: Welcome, one and all, to another exciting installment of Toad’s Castle Deathmatches!
Audience: *cheering loudly*
Toadette: Before we start, we have some bad news…Toad got bonked in the head by an unknown attack…anyway, we have a special guest host today! Give it up for: KIP THE KOOPA!!!
Mario: *in audience* Oh, bloody h-
Bowser: *ear-to-ear smile* Best character part of my life…*happy sigh*
Kip: *walks out waving hand* Thank you, thank you! You’ve been a wonderful audience over the summer, and I behalf of the Kip’s Show cast, I’d like to thank all of you for being so supportive! FREE SAMPLES!!! Twisted Evil *takes out bazooka and starts to launch Kip’s Show merchandise, mostly bobble heads, and other pointy thing…*
Audience: OW!
MY EYES!
NOT THE BOBBLE HEA-AHHHH!!!
Toadette: Uh, you can sit down now.
Kip: *with hand behind head* Oh, sorry. Got a little carried away back there…
Toadette: Anyway, here’s our referee, Ref Guy!
Ref Guy: *walks out waving hand* Thank you, thank you! You’ve been a wonderful audience over the summer, and I be-*listening to audiences complete silence* Dang monkey people…*is hit in face with a bloody bobble head*
Kip: Now, time for our main event, the Deathmatch! Combatants, please step into the arena!
*both fighters walk slowly for what seems like an eternity with locked eyes and dramatic DBZ music in the background*
Toad: *watching from hospital TV* Danggit, this is taking freaking forever!
*when they get in arena*
Peach: You’ll PAY for what you’ve done!
Amy: What have I done?
Peach: Uh, I, ummm…*whispers in Amy’s ears*
Amy: *eyes widen* You take that back! I’d never do that!
Peach: It’s GO time!
*Peach pulls a vegetable and throws it at Amy, but she dodges*
Toadette: Wait, when did we get plants planted in the arena? Plants coming from nowhere, weird eh?
Kip: Eh, I’ve seen weirder; speaking of which, are you wearing a hat, or is that your head?!
Toadette: Well, I never!…
Ref Guy: God, why haven’t I been promoted…Peach starts off the fight with a vegetable toss attack, but Amy has dodged it! It seems like Amy is going to jump onto Peach!
*Amy jumps into the air, spins at high speed, and when she starts to come down, she raises her Piko Piko hammer up, but Peach pulls out a tennis racket, and the two weapons clash with thunder and sparks coming from the collision; they both fly backward, Amy with semi-burnt clothes and Peach with a cracked crown*
Toadette: Amazing! I’ve never seen that kind of Passion and aggression in an attack before! They really mean business!
*They both dash at each other, weapons in hand, and when they clash the screen flashes and goes into a DBZ style extremely fast fight*
Kip: It seems that both are choosing speed over power this time round! Boy, this brings back memories of the time when Kirby fought that crazy bunny…
Toadette: You’ve gotta stop getting sidetracked…
Kip: Oh, sorry. It seems that Peach and Amy are both at a staredown!
*Both combatants are still, staring with flames in there eyes; Amy spindashes at full speed towards Peach, and everything starts to happen in slow motion*
Peach: *thinking to self* Oh no, what will I do…I’ve got it! I’ll deflect the attack with Toad! *reaches into pocket*
Toad: *in hospital* Wait, what the h-*disappears*
*Peach pulls hand out of pocket and is holding up a full-body casted Toad; Toad takes the full attack*
Toad: AHHHHHH! MY SCABULA!!! *passes out*
Peach: *puts Toad back in pocket*
Amy: Coward! You made a little guy take a full attack for you!
Peach: Coward? It’s better than living a lie!
Amy: W-what?
Peach: You heard me! SONIC. DOESN’T. LIKE. YOU. You know it, but you won’t admit it!
Amy: *tears in eyes* I’ll KILL YOU!!!
*camera shifts to Toadette and Kip; punch and fight sounds are heard in background*
Toadette: Ow…Eeck!
Kip: *wincing* Oof, ooh…ouch.
Toadette: Holy Stromboli! That move is illegal in the Mushroom Kingdom, all 50 states, Quebec, Ontario, and Northern Antarctica!
Kip: *stares at Ref Guy* Do something!
Ref Guy: *doing nails* Not my shift…
Kip: *sigh**looks back up; Peach is on floor and Amy is on fire with fangs and angry face* Well, this match is ov-
Peach: *gets back up* *pant pant* Look at yourself! You know that it’s true! Sonic doesn’t like you!
Amy: *looks in audience and sees Sonic planning takeover with friends not paying the slightest attention to the match* B-but I…I…*falls to knees staring blankly at ground*
Peach: Ha! I guess that I’ll be the winner of this match!
Sonic: *in audience* So, throwing Amy into the plan was just a distraction for our master to initiate his plan, right?
Knuckle: Yeah, but she’s not looking so good out there…
Sonic: Woah, you’re right! Maybe I should go cheer her on!
Tails: But you just said that she’s of no strategic importance!
Sonic: You never know, she might win! *jumps down the aisles into the front row* You can do it Amy!
Amy: Shut up! I never want to see you again!
Sonic: Amy, we’ve been over this before…
Amy: Over what? The lies?!*cries* You never loved me!!!
Sonic: Uhhh…yes, I do?
Amy: *jumps up with a flowery background* SONIC LOVES ME!!!
Peach: So gullible…so very, very gullible…
Amy: *punches Peach and gives her a bloody lip* La-la-la-la-la…
Peach: You’ll pay for that you little-*is punched again*
Amy: *goes into killing spree/overkill/ownage mode throwing punches every which way* La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, la-la!!!
Peach: *starts to wobble, then falls*
Toadette: *Mouth on floor*
Kip: So gullible…so very, very gullible…
Ref Guy: Amy is the winner!
Audience: *cheers, but not as loud as normal*
Amy: Sonic! I won for you!!! *opens eyes* Uh, Sonic?
*Sonic is gone*
Peach has been defeated, Mewtwo’s minions weaken…(lol, where do I get this crap?)
Elsewhere…
Yoshi: Danggit, where are Smashmatt and Eric! If the rest of the takeover goes like Peach’s match, we’ll NEED there help!
Mario: We must fight harder! We’ll all contribute to the group! You guys fight, and I’ll look after Peach and Toad, but mostly Peach!
Bowser: No friggin’ way, you coward! *Bowser pulls back fist*
*scene changes to Mario laying next to Toad in the hospital, who is next in-between Mario and Peach*
Mario: uhg…Toad, can we change beds? *is hit with bobble head*
Kip: *voice from far away* That’s for being the least popular character on my show!
THE END
