Episode One
Setting: Mario’s guild headquarters (aka his basement)
Mario: I call this guild to order!
Luigi: *raises hand*
Mario: Yes
Luigi: Why am I the only one here?
Mario: um…. a dirty water supply? okay, I forgot to invite people.
Luigi: But, Saumas is making her famous cookies, and Falco and Fox were going to bring the board game I’m addicted to.
Mario’s Mom: HON!!!!!!!!! IT’S PEACH!!!!!!!! SHE’S ON THE PHONE!!!!!!!
Mario: *Goes up the stairs and grabs phone* h’lo?
Peach: HI, I got five tickets to the carnival, want to come?
Mario: Who’s going?
Peach: Me, You, Luigi, Daisy and Bowser of course.
Mario: What about Toad?
Peach He’s sick. Do you want to come?
Mario: On one condition.
Peach: which is….
Mario: You join my guild.
Peach: okay, whoops! my mom needs the phone, bye!
Mario: Bye! *hangs up*
Luigi: What was that about?
Mario: We are going to the amusement park!
Luigi: Yay!
Episode Two
Setting: Amusement park
Mario: Were goin to the amusement park!
Luigi: Where is it?
Mario: *Looks at Luigi and not the road* (he’s driving, y’know) It should be right here…
Captain Falcons Car: BEEEEP!
Mario: Oops…..
Luigi: That’s not any amusement park I’ve ever seen.
Bowser: * Get’s out* Geez…. it stinks!!!!
Peach: *Get’s out* your right! I got ripped off!
Daisy:*get’s out* Even yoshi’s notdone tree house is better!
Luigi: *Get’s out and makes a face* grashius
Mario: *get’s out* This isn’t cool.
Captain Falcon: *get’s out of his car* It isn’t good at all.
SFX: *Wolves Howl*
Every one stood there for a minute and then..
Captain Falcon: (Screaming) I WANT MY COINS BACK!
Mario: *get’s back in drivers’ seat* get in everyone.
All (except captain falcon): *get in* this rots!
Mario: WAIT! Captain, will you join my guild?
Captain Falcon: Sure! I’ll follow you there!
Mario: Grand! See you there!
Episode Three
Setting: In the car
Mario: Wow, Luigi, you really blew it this time!
Luigi: What was that?
Daisy: Yeah, what was that?
Mario: You heard me.
Peach: Mario.. um..
Bowser: uh.. yeah.. Mario…
Peach: Are you copying me?!/
Bowser: No, I’m-
Peach: I thought you agreed to be good in this movie!
Bowser: I did!
Peach: Well,your copying me!
Every body argues, until 3:30 P.M. when every one get’s into the guild
Setting: Mario’s Basement (Guild Headquarters)
Mario: Well, it’s true that you did that!
Luigi: At least I didn’t have to change my pants in second grade!
Mario: That never happened!
C. Flacon: Oh! That’s a dis!
Mario: Hey!
Peach: Boy’s these days…. *sigh*
C. Falcon: Hey! What’s that mean!
Daisy: Case in point. He thinks he knows about disses!
Mario and Luigi: (together) Hahahahaha
C.Falcon: Oh, so now your ganging up on me!
Saumas: *walks down the stairs* Hey.
Everyone: HI SAUMAS!
Bowser: *walks down* Hia guys, Hey Saumas.
Everyone: HI BOWSER!
Saumas I brought cookies!
Everyone: Yay!
They all stopeed arguing and debated over cookies until 7:00
Mario: Thanks Saumas!
Episode Four
Setting: Mario’s Guild headquarters.
Mario: Yup… that’s 50 names. and who votes for…
Luigi: Theres 1 vote for each.
Mario: I didn’t vote… I vote for… Mushroom palace!
Toad: Hey! I put that in!
Mario: Congratulations.
Sonic: Docters taste good
Mario: How do you know this?
Sonic: I’ve tried one.
Tails: Please excuse him. He had a little too much beer.
Knuckles: His brain is bad when this happens. He doesn’t really eat doctors.
Saumas: Yeah. I saw him at the doctors office. His doctor came out fine.
Wario: I was there too! Are you sure… cause I think that Doctor only had one ear.
Mario: Quiet down! Here’s the main council:
1. Me
2. Luigi
3. Bowser
4. Peach
5. C. Falcon
6. Link
7. Daisy
The end of this story, P.S., I’ll be sending them form tristanjim88@aim.com from now on, K? bye!
Episode Five
Setting: Guild headquarters.
C. Falcon: I hate the name.
C. Falcon leaves.
D.K.: I hate these cookies.
D.K. leaves
Eventually everybody but Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Bowser.
Bowser: Well this stinks.
Bowser leaves
Peach: I’m sorry Mario
Peach leaves.
Mario: I call this guild to order!
Luigi: *raises hand*
Mario: Yes.
Luigi: Why am I the only one here?
Mario: … dirty water supply?
