TC Battles: Toads Castle Champion Cp. J. Sparrow vs. Gromit

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TC Battles: Toads Castle Champion Cp. J. Sparrow vs. Gromit

Postby Darkseid » Thu May 14, 2009 1:03 am

TC Champion Captain Jack Sparrow
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vs.

Gromit
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Toad #1: Hello Laidies & Gentlemen and welcome to another yet of TC Battles where we tonight host out new Toads Castle Champion Captain Jack Sparrow up against Gromit with Wallis as his General Manager.

Toad#2: Not to mension that tonight is a special event where they will be fighting the title in a "Ladders Match"!

Toad #1: Thoughts?

Toad#2: Nah Jack Sparrow seems to strong for Gromit and will definitely retain.

*Wallis & Gromit come out*

They both begin waving to the crowd as in fact, there was heaps of fans out there supporting for them. Wallis stands just outside the ring as Gromit leaped onto the ring as he sees the security guards placing two ladders just outside the ring.

*Pirates of the Carribean Theme Plays*

The crowd go quite wild as then the yet again pisspot Captain Jack Sparrow with a rather odd looking hat walks through the hallway holding his belt by his shoulder and always walking in zig zag lines.

Captain Jack Sparrow: After the horizen...hick...er match I win...hick...I will be the supreme champion of...Castle.

He crawls into the ring as Wallis was masaging Gromit's shoulders and preparing him for tonight's match.

The ref takes the belt from Jack Sparrow and hangs it up on a piece of wire and then started rowing up ready for the both competitors to climb up for it.

*Ding ding ding*

Jack Sparrow goes after Gromit, but since Gromit is a dog, he begins evading Sparrow trying to make the piss head tired, and then started getting angry cause he wasn't able to catch Gromit. Sparrow falls after his stamina while being drunk and falls down on his butt. He slowly goes to reach out for his compass to point how to win the match, it pointed to what he wanted most while pointing just next to the north direction. Sparrow looked up and it was obviously his belt, but then went through such pain clankering through his thick skull as the pain felt cold and hard as metal as Gromit had already grabbed a ladder from the outside. Sparrow down the ground holding his head while Gromit placed the ladder on the ring and started climbing for the belt.

As Gromit makes his way up, Sparrow opens his eye and then grabbed his one shot pistol that's loaded with rock salt due to not using actual bullets in a wrestling match. He shoots and manages to get Gromit by the tail and immidiately fell down hitting his head onto each of the ladder steps. Sparrow gets up and rubs his forehead, quickly taking some swallows of rum and then for the ladder, but as Sparrow just stepped on the first step of the ladder, Wallis gets into the ring and pushes Jack down to the ring injuring his thumb while he landed. He runs straight for Gromit and places him back up, Gromit then was able to stand back up and headed for the ladder again while Wallis exited the ring, Sparrow again opened his right eye and saw that bloody dog gaining the advantage.

Captain Jack stands back up fixing his balance and headed for the ladder himself, Gromit had got halfway to the top while Sparrow had only begun but was quickly catching up, as then as Gromit finally got to the top, he reached for the belt as the wire was about to break, but Jack Sparrow caught Gromit's hand saving his loss, but Gromit retaliated and scratched Sparrow by the face with his paw.

Jack Sparrow: OOOOUCH!!! STUPID DOGGY.

Sparrow then quickly grabbed his rum bottle and poured the very red colored drink into Gromit's eyes causing him to fall losing his grip again, falling and screaming with pain as the rum had stung Gromit's eyes.

Wallis: NOOO, THAT'S ILLEGAL.

Wallis once again steps into the ring to save the match to become an end as he grabbed onto the ladder and started to push it down as Sparrow had only just managed to miss the belt and feeling butterflies flying around his stomach as the ladder desended down smashing Jack Sparrow on the ground. Wallis runs to Jack Sparrow and yells at him but then helped up Gromit to stand up and continue on with the match. He leaves the ring and Gromit picked up the ladder to place it back on the ground to begin climbing for a 3rd time. As Gromit was on the go, Jack looked as if he didn't have it in him anymore, but very tired, but he started to grab his rum bottle and saw there was still a few drops inside, he skulled down those drops and gave him still some energy to continue on with the match. Jack stood up and very slowly made way for the ladder, but saw that perhaps he was too late as Gromit had reached the top but only trying to grab the belt as it was swinging while he managed to only snitch the belt a few times. Sparrow tried to run a little faster but saw that Grommit had indeed had his hand on the belt.

With such fear in Sparrow's heart, he could only try to jump for Gromit himself to save his title, but his jump would need to be a one out of a million accurate and perfect distance to reach, so with Jack's very confidence, he leaped, and with the whole crowd getting into a great shock, with their mouths closed and on their edges of their seats, aswell as Wallis, Jack had indeed successfully manage to grab hold onto Gromit's tail, with Gromit letting go of the belt cause of the weight having himself grabbed onto, Gromit looked down at the half sleepy Jack Sparrow, he kicks Jack's face so he can let go of his tail, but instead \, Gromit slipped a few steps down holding on but only barely, but as he knew he was about to fall, he looked down and only saw a grinned pirate and then they both fell.

Wallis was to again to get inside the ring, but this time the ref caught Wallis and band him from the ring side, as now the whole crowd watch as both Sparrow & Gromit we're on the ground exhausted unable to get up. Luckily this isn't a Last Man Standing Match, so they we're to wait until there actually is a winner in a "Ladders" Match, and then after 3 minutes, finally there was movement by both participants, slowly making their way up to stand up, both grabbing onto the ladder and slowly began climbing up, with Jack being so drunk and tired and Gromit being so injured and tired, they had made it to the halfway mark of the ladder.

1 Hr Later

FINALLY: They had reached the top after a frikken one hour of BOREDEM!!! Jack & Gromit looked at each other and then both looked up glnacing at the belt as they both went to fight for the belt first, as it seemed that Jack was the one to grab hold onto the belt, but in a hurry, Gromit punched Sparrow in the face dropping his hands down from the belt, as then Gromit had a oppertunity to grab onto the belt, but then Jack punched Gromit the dog in the face, with Gromit losing his hands on the belt and back down to the top pad of the ladder, both Sparrow & Gromit knew that they must engage themselves in battle first before neither of them could even touch the belt, so after another 1 hour of boredness, they started hitting each other 3 times each. Until FINALLY..., Gromit had through the last punch at Sparrow's black eye instead of his making him drop slowly from the top step of the ladder, and again went for a 2nd punch to Sparrow by the top of his skull, and a last for a scratch, but then, the Pirate Lord of the Carribean just arose and grabbed Gromit's arm this time defending his strike and grinned.

Captain Jack Sparrow: Couldn't resist mate!

Jack then grabbed Gromit with his other hand by the neck and tilted Gromit of the ladder and fell becoming unconcious as if a bowling ball smashed him in the head. Then all there was for the crowd to discover was Sparrow to of broken the string from the belt and raised it to victory.

*Ding ding ding*

Ref Guy: CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW RETAINS!!!!!

With the crowd going completely wild with baloons and sparkles coming down from the rooftop, Wallis however rather punched the ground and could not believe that Gromit had only just lost this epic confrontation. Wallis then stares at Jack Sparrow with enragement and revenge. As for Jack Sparrow, he sat by the corner poll holding his very belt with his arms wrapped around it.

Toad#1: WHAT A CONTRIVERSAL MATCH, I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE!!!!

Toad#2: I told you Sparrow would win it...easily.

Toad#1: Definitely the best Ladders Match I have ever seen.

Toad#2: Well ok not easily but Jack still won.

Toad#1: There ya have it folks, Jack Sparrow is still the TC Champion, that's all we have for tonight, and we hope to seeya's all again next time for another exciting match where our current champion is to again defend his title, until then. Good night.
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Re: TC Battles: Toads Castle Champion Cp. J. Sparrow vs. Gromit

Postby Goombachi » Fri May 15, 2009 2:20 am

Gromit would never fight like that. He's defensive...he'd just wait for Sparrow to go crazy than outwit him.
And lack of Windsleydale cheese and crackers is fail.
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Re: TC Battles: Toads Castle Champion Cp. J. Sparrow vs. Gromit

Postby Darkseid » Fri May 15, 2009 1:52 pm

Gromit was aggresive and ready, but I must of missed something? What cheese crackers are you talking about? (hope I didn't miss anything :S)
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Re: TC Battles: Toads Castle Champion Cp. J. Sparrow vs. Gromit

Postby Poisentoad » Fri May 15, 2009 8:18 pm

This battle is a joke.
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Re: TC Battles: Toads Castle Champion Cp. J. Sparrow vs. Gromit

Postby Darkseid » Fri May 15, 2009 10:24 pm

Dude, that's the idea of these battles!
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Re: TC Battles: Toads Castle Champion Cp. J. Sparrow vs. Gromit

Postby Goombachi » Sun May 17, 2009 4:53 am

milosbro wrote:Gromit was aggresive and ready, but I must of missed something? What cheese crackers are you talking about? (hope I didn't miss anything :S)

Dude...have you ever seen Wallace & Gromit? Cheese & Crackers are their thing, specifically Windsleydale cheese. I mean, their very first escapade involved them going to the moon so they could eat moon cheese!
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Re: TC Battles: Toads Castle Champion Cp. J. Sparrow vs. Gromit

Postby Darkseid » Mon May 18, 2009 2:55 pm

Well ok I learn't something, I guess I'll add that in the upcoming match between CJS. Does it like give him more strength, or perhaps the energy to keep going?
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Re: TC Battles: Toads Castle Champion Cp. J. Sparrow vs. Gromit

Postby Goombachi » Wed May 20, 2009 7:24 pm

No, but he's gains loads of awesome points. Which is enough to win wrestling matches nowadays.
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Re: TC Battles: Toads Castle Champion Cp. J. Sparrow vs. Gromit

Postby Darkseid » Thu Jun 04, 2009 4:16 pm

Goombachi wrote:No, but he's gains loads of awesome points. Which is enough to win wrestling matches nowadays.


I'll keep that in mind.
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