"Thank you Mario, but our Princess is in another castle." - Mushroom Retainer, Super Mario Bros.
"Have you hugged a plumber today? If not, they may incinerate you with fire from their hands." - Mario Fan
"Who do you think you are? Bruce Lee?" - Mallow, Super Mario RPG
"Yes, 'Old Wise People' can often give good advice." - Frogfucius, Super Mario RPG
Mallow: "He's the one who took my coin! Why didn't you stop him?" Mushroom Kingdom Guard: "Because I left my bazooka at home. Sheesh! Give me a break here!"
- Super Mario RPG
"Are you...leaking?" -Booster, to the Princess when she is crying, Super Mario RPG
"Yes, you might say I've got fertilizer on the brain." - Gardener
"Mario! It that really you?" - Yoshi, Super Mario 64 (typo in the game)
"You know, some people use something called a DOOR to get in and out of their houses." - Toad, Super Mario RPG
"Booster, sir! There's a 70% chance that the object you're standing on is a cake..." - Snifit
"The mustachioed one is strong." - Shyaway
"Gutenberg's generation thirsted for a new book every six months. Your generation gets a new web page every six seconds, and how do you use this technology? To beat King Koopa and rescue the princess." - George Feeny, Boy Meets World
"What if everything you see is more than what you see– the person next to you is a warrior and the space that appears empty is a secret door to another world? What if something appears that shouldn't? You either dismiss it, or you accept that there is much more to the world than you think. Perhaps it really is a doorway, and if you choose to go inside, you'll find many unexpected things." - Shigeru Miyamoto
"Thank you, Mario, but the Princess is in another castle! Ha Ha! Just kidding! Bye bye!" - Princess Toadstool, Super Mario Bros 3
"If you can't beat 'em, join 'em... then beat 'em." - Mario, Super Mario Super Show
"Nothing is impossible, Mario. Improbable, Unlikely, but never impossible." - Luigi, Super Mario Bros. Movie
"Yes, Mallow, it's time for you to take the bus!" - King Nimbus, Super Mario RPG
"Strong you are. But stronger am I! Hurt you I will!" - Bowyer, Super Mario RPG
"Mamma mia! The cruel meatball of war has-a rolled onto our laps, and-a ruined our white pants of peace." - Mario, Futurama, Episode 3ACV18: "Anthology of Interest II"
"NOBODY who beat me is allowed to LOSE!" - Rawk Hawk, Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
"We're gettin' nowhere FAST!" - A mole in Super Mario RPG
"Step right up, if you're ready to get TOASTED!" - Tryclyde