Jumps--Toad, sing the jumps of Mario and his brother Luigi,
Strenuous and leaping, that cost the Goombas countless losses,
Hurling down to the House of Death so many Fungi souls,
Carrion, feasts for the Albatoss and Spinies,
Yet the will of Bowser was moving toward its end.
Begin, Toad, when the two first broke and clashed,
Bowser, king of the Koopas and brilliant Mario...
This is a preview of Epic Mario, a retelling of classic Mario games, world by world, in the form of epic poems. You can expect the first part some time later this month.