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Character Battle: Peach vs. Amy
Bowser: These relentless attacks are wearing us out, even if they are great publicity, we can't take much more! Mario: Pipe down! (lol, Mario joke) You have a shell, you can take it. Bowser: Easy for you to say, you haven't had to fight yet... Yoshi: Shut it before I eat both of you and poop you back out-the slow way! Bowser: *is a statue* Mario: MAMA-MIA! NOT AGAIN!!! *runs around in circles screaming "alrueiadaieowaj!!!"* Toadette: I agree, these are strong fighters! We must devise a plan! But we have to make sure that the Sonic crew doesn’t hear about- *Amy bursts through door* Amy: SOOOOONIC!!! Are you in here?! Yoshi: Amber alert! AMBER ALERT! *chucks egg at Amy's face* Amy: Ahhhh! My eyes! I can't see! *opens eyes and looks at Mario* Sonic!!! There you are! *hugs* Peach: You [[censured]]!!! Get your dirty animal hands off my plump Italian meat-ball! Amy: Italian?! EWW!!! Take him! I don't want him! Peach: What have you got against Italian?! *they both jump into the air and into matrix poses* Toad: Hey, hey, hey! Save this for the deathmatches! The audience digs catfights! *raises eyebrows* Errrr... Toadette: *bonks Toad* Hmph! Three days later... Toadette: Welcome, one and all, to another exciting installment of Toad's Castle Deathmatches! Audience: *cheering loudly* Toadette: Before we start, we have some bad news...Toad got bonked in the head by an unknown attack...anyway, we have a special guest host today! Give it up for: KIP THE KOOPA!!! Mario: *in audience* Oh, bloody h- Bowser: *ear-to-ear smile* Best character part of my life...*happy sigh* Kip: *walks out waving hand* Thank you, thank you! You've been a wonderful audience over the summer, and I behalf of the Kip's Show cast, I'd like to thank all of you for being so supportive! FREE SAMPLES!!! Twisted Evil *takes out bazooka and starts to launch Kip's Show merchandise, mostly bobble heads, and other pointy thing...* Audience: OW! MY EYES! NOT THE BOBBLE HEA-AHHHH!!! Toadette: Uh, you can sit down now. Kip: *with hand behind head* Oh, sorry. Got a little carried away back there... Toadette: Anyway, here's our referee, Ref Guy! Ref Guy: *walks out waving hand* Thank you, thank you! You've been a wonderful audience over the summer, and I be-*listening to audiences complete silence* Dang monkey people...*is hit in face with a bloody bobble head* Kip: Now, time for our main event, the Deathmatch! Combatants, please step into the arena! *both fighters walk slowly for what seems like an eternity with locked eyes and dramatic DBZ music in the background* Toad: *watching from hospital TV* Danggit, this is taking freaking forever! *when they get in arena* Peach: You'll PAY for what you've done! Amy: What have I done? Peach: Uh, I, ummm...*whispers in Amy's ears* Amy: *eyes widen* You take that back! I'd never do that! Peach: It's GO time! *Peach pulls a vegetable and throws it at Amy, but she dodges* Toadette: Wait, when did we get plants planted in the arena? Plants coming from nowhere, weird eh? Kip: Eh, I've seen weirder; speaking of which, are you wearing a hat, or is that your head?! Toadette: Well, I never!... Ref Guy: God, why haven’t I been promoted...Peach starts off the fight with a vegetable toss attack, but Amy has dodged it! It seems like Amy is going to jump onto Peach! *Amy jumps into the air, spins at high speed, and when she starts to come down, she raises her Piko Piko hammer up, but Peach pulls out a tennis racket, and the two weapons clash with thunder and sparks coming from the collision; they both fly backward, Amy with semi-burnt clothes and Peach with a cracked crown* Toadette: Amazing! I've never seen that kind of Passion and aggression in an attack before! They really mean business! *They both dash at each other, weapons in hand, and when they clash the screen flashes and goes into a DBZ style extremely fast fight* Kip: It seems that both are choosing speed over power this time round! Boy, this brings back memories of the time when Kirby fought that crazy bunny... Toadette: You've gotta stop getting sidetracked... Kip: Oh, sorry. It seems that Peach and Amy are both at a staredown! *Both combatants are still, staring with flames in there eyes; Amy spindashes at full speed towards Peach, and everything starts to happen in slow motion* Peach: *thinking to self* Oh no, what will I do...I've got it! I'll deflect the attack with Toad! *reaches into pocket* Toad: *in hospital* Wait, what the h-*disappears* *Peach pulls hand out of pocket and is holding up a full-body casted Toad; Toad takes the full attack* Toad: AHHHHHH! MY SCABULA!!! *passes out* Peach: *puts Toad back in pocket* Amy: Coward! You made a little guy take a full attack for you! Peach: Coward? It's better than living a lie! Amy: W-what? Peach: You heard me! SONIC. DOESN'T. LIKE. YOU. You know it, but you won't admit it! Amy: *tears in eyes* I'll KILL YOU!!! *camera shifts to Toadette and Kip; punch and fight sounds are heard in background* Toadette: Ow...Eeck! Kip: *wincing* Oof, ooh...ouch. Toadette: Holy Stromboli! That move is illegal in the Mushroom Kingdom, all 50 states, Quebec, Ontario, and Northern Antarctica! Kip: *stares at Ref Guy* Do something! Ref Guy: *doing nails* Not my shift... Kip: *sigh**looks back up; Peach is on floor and Amy is on fire with fangs and angry face* Well, this match is ov- Peach: *gets back up* *pant pant* Look at yourself! You know that it's true! Sonic doesn’t like you! Amy: *looks in audience and sees Sonic planning takeover with friends not paying the slightest attention to the match* B-but I...I...*falls to knees staring blankly at ground* Peach: Ha! I guess that I'll be the winner of this match! Sonic: *in audience* So, throwing Amy into the plan was just a distraction for our master to initiate his plan, right? Knuckle: Yeah, but she's not looking so good out there... Sonic: Woah, you're right! Maybe I should go cheer her on! Tails: But you just said that she's of no strategic importance! Sonic: You never know, she might win! *jumps down the aisles into the front row* You can do it Amy! Amy: Shut up! I never want to see you again! Sonic: Amy, we've been over this before... Amy: Over what? The lies?!*cries* You never loved me!!! Sonic: Uhhh...yes, I do? Amy: *jumps up with a flowery background* SONIC LOVES ME!!! Peach: So gullible...so very, very gullible... Amy: *punches Peach and gives her a bloody lip* La-la-la-la-la... Peach: You'll pay for that you little-*is punched again* Amy: *goes into killing spree/overkill/ownage mode throwing punches every which way* La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, la-la!!! Peach: *starts to wobble, then falls* Toadette: *Mouth on floor* Kip: So gullible...so very, very gullible... Ref Guy: Amy is the winner! Audience: *cheers, but not as loud as normal* Amy: Sonic! I won for you!!! *opens eyes* Uh, Sonic? *Sonic is gone* Peach has been defeated, Mewtwo's minions weaken...(lol, where do I get this crap?) Elsewhere... Yoshi: Danggit, where are Smashmatt and Eric! If the rest of the takeover goes like Peach's match, we'll NEED there help! Mario: We must fight harder! We'll all contribute to the group! You guys fight, and I'll look after Peach and Toad, but mostly Peach! Bowser: No friggin' way, you coward! *Bowser pulls back fist* *scene changes to Mario laying next to Toad in the hospital, who is next in-between Mario and Peach* Mario: uhg...Toad, can we change beds? *is hit with bobble head* Kip: *voice from far away* That's for being the least popular character on my show! THE END This summary was written by Ian Macpherson Wicks (aka, “Nightmare”), and approved by Smashmatt. |
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